It's not always you see reporters reporting about your safe touchdown so mind us HAHAHA

We had slight transportation problem at the airport as our appointed driver didnt turn up ( or maybe he did... with a camry... to fetch 6 person... ) . While waiting to settle out transportation to the city, a reporter from Channel7 ( BBTV ) approached us and everyone ran away while i stood there like dungu. So obviously I panicked. As much as I wanna appear on screen, I didnt want to be interviewed hahah. Anyways, I did the interview awkwardly while my aunt murmured the answers to me.

but I didnt watch the news hhaah and now im attempting to search and see if they have a clip. Awkward jiawen is forever awkward.

Reached our hotel like finally after travelling for half a day. The hotel's exterior is not very grand but it's unique. Everything in the hotel is unique tbh.

For more information about Siam @ Siam Design Hotel Pattaya, click here
ugh I miss the hotel already as i'm typing this :(

little efforts that make us feel special and wanted :)

After settling down and unpacking, we head out to dinner at this place called.... CABBAGES & CONDOMS ( wtf right hahahah. I was like " WHAT DID SHE SAY " when the receptionist recommended this restaurant )

This restaurant was located at a resort area. And on our way to the restaurants, we were greeted with one of a kind signs. The paths were decorated as if we're taking a stroll in the jungle.

Marketing game strong

It's offending but yes.

Apparently, this restaurant & resorts is sort of like a foundation to raise funds for a buddhist school if i have not mistaken. So everything here is very, unique and special and they often speak the truth in their street signs. I saw this corner where they hang bananas ( for monkeys they say but i see none ) and they allow humans to take it as well, for free. I assume its to remind us that the animals and humans are both living things as well. Dont treat them any different sort of thing.

 Was greeted with a row of mannequin wearing outfits made of condom... with a bunch of  birth control pills as belt. Lmao OOTD mou.



 The wind was so strong but the sound of waves is so soothing. Although I had to keep brushing my hair out of my face.. and mouth ( unglam moments hahaha )

I have concluded on thing, this place is NOT suitable for dates haahhaha. Then the girl will look so unglam & turn off. how. Although the setting and the beach side dining very romantic but... nah

Candid mou

   Appetizers ; The top one is some mixed vegetables deepfried with something else i cannot remember. It's superrr good with the chilli sauce omg. Thai Chilli sauce is love. Thai food is love. Thailand is love. The bottom one is glass noodles wrapped in spring roll skin and deep fried. I didnt really like this that much. But it was edible.

super blurry oops

 This is called Miang Kham. Yes, i googled it hahahah and it made me so hungry. Why must I blog this at midnight. If  I were to cook shin ramyun now it'd be too sinful HAHAH ok back to topic. This was abit disgusting at first because the leaf tasted abit like mint and although I love mint flavoured things, I hate mint leaf. The leaves were folded into pockets consisting of crushed peanuts and drizzled with some sauce that tasted similar to yee sang sauce, i guess. Devoured in a single mouth. ( Trying to sound atas and blogger-ish) Basically you just stuff the whole thing in. First bite was disgusting... but as you chew... it gets addictive.. then you reach for your second one.. then the first bite was disgusting and it continued to be disgusting. wth am i even talking.

 Steamed fish. <3 <3 <3
Let me google what it's called in Thai..

Google Translate said its Pla Nung 


 Phat Wun Sen aka Stir fried glass noodles.

  Top left is Deep Fried pork which was heavenlyyyy served with sauteed potatoes and salted vegetables as sides. This is soooo gooooood. And Right is the usual mixed vegetables you can order at " dai cao " locally hahahaa.

Also, missing picture was the TomYum soup which is also <3 <3 ( tbh i havent tasted any tom yum soup which is </3 </3 )

I cannot be a food critic one hhahaah I will just go <3 <3 or </3 </3 . There's no in between.


That concludes my Day 1 in Pattaya and I smelled so bad when I went back to the hotel hahah so I sat on the floor and selfie while waiting for my turn to shower.

And did I mention that the toilet have no doors?!?! But the toilet was so pretty and clean so I'll let it slide ( Don't understand how I can describe a toilet as being pretty? Don't worry, I dont understand too )

EXTRAS :

Ok so we had this super adorable ( on my opinion ) taxi driver to fetch us around and while my uncle was negotiating ( In thailand, you nego everything ok hahahah ) our taxi fare with him.... This was roughly what happened

Uncle: How much tomorrow we go Cartoon Network Water Park?
Taxi Driver : 600 Baht. Go and Back.
Uncle : no no 400 Baht ok? HAHAHA
* some exchanging glances going on between le uncle and le taxi driver *
Taxi Driver : HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Then the whole car started laughing.

Ah im bad in telling stories hahaha ok bye.

Till I blog again.